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  <title>The Illusion of Consciousness</title>
  <subtitle>As a Child I Could Walk On the Ceiling</subtitle>
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    <name>Chicken in a Basket</name>
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  <updated>2009-02-03T03:52:53Z</updated>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2009-02-02T19:53:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-03T03:52:53Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-03T03:52:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">* dominant or submissive&lt;br /&gt;* logical or intuitive&lt;br /&gt;* social or loner&lt;br /&gt;* kinky or vanilla&lt;br /&gt;* cute or sophisticated&lt;br /&gt;* kitten or puppy&lt;br /&gt;* warm flannel sheets or sleek satin&lt;br /&gt;* leader or follower&lt;br /&gt;* quiet or talkative&lt;br /&gt;* spontaneous or planned&lt;br /&gt;* teddy bear or porcelain doll&lt;br /&gt;* hiking or window shopping&lt;br /&gt;* tequila or vodka&lt;br /&gt;* top or bottom&lt;br /&gt;* bare foot or shoes&lt;br /&gt;* jeans or slacks&lt;br /&gt;* tender or rough&lt;br /&gt;* aware or dreamy&lt;br /&gt;* nerd or jock&lt;br /&gt;* brains or brawn&lt;br /&gt;* common sense or book smarts</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aaronp:489860</id>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2008-07-24T21:22:00</title>
    <published>2008-07-25T04:21:55Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-25T04:21:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I never thought that silence could be so loud.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aaronp:489160</id>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2008-02-11T18:33:00</title>
    <published>2008-02-12T02:35:48Z</published>
    <updated>2008-02-12T02:35:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Somewhere you are out there, carrying my heart with you in the darkness.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aaronp:488151</id>
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    <title>All I want, you're all I want. I'll be there for you</title>
    <published>2007-11-27T05:31:21Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-27T05:31:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My car is in one piece and legally drivable again!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aaronp:487843</id>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2007-10-27T18:23:00</title>
    <published>2007-10-28T01:20:53Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-28T01:20:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">A breath of life for OiNK?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://torrentfreak.com/oink-supports-the-hydra-071027/"&gt;http://torrentfreak.com/oink-supports-the-hydra-071027/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2007-10-06T14:47:00</title>
    <published>2007-10-06T21:44:50Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-06T21:44:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The radio has taught my goldfish ju-jitsu.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aaronp:486820</id>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2007-06-25T14:25:00</title>
    <published>2007-06-25T21:26:00Z</published>
    <updated>2007-06-25T21:26:00Z</updated>
    <content type="html">You know what fucking sucks? Hiccupping for 4 hours straight.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aaronp:486307</id>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-12-17T20:23:00</title>
    <published>2006-12-18T01:28:27Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-18T01:28:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Some lottery oddities:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- every day this old woman comes in and drops close to $80 on Instant Cash-For-Life tickets. She's spending over $500 a week on the slim chance of winning $1000 a week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- one guy spends $20 on 649 tickets every draw, all on the same set of numbers (10 sets). When asked about this, he replied "this way when I do win, I'll win 10 times the jackpot"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Ontario has a lottery called "Payday". It costs half as much as a Cash-For-Life ticket and the odds are much better for the exact same prize</content>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-11-11T01:38:00</title>
    <published>2006-11-11T09:38:11Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-11T09:51:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://oink.me.uk/details.php?id=861939"&gt;This&lt;/a&gt; [Oink] is probably the closest thing to what would be the third violet vision cd. J. Viewz, aka Jonathan Dagan, was 1/2 of Violet Vision, and did much of the production.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aaronp:484766</id>
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    <title>An open letter to 96.2% of people that shop at a convenience store</title>
    <published>2006-10-29T00:30:24Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-29T00:30:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Congratulations! It is, in fact, raining outside. I'm quite appreciative that you brought this to my attention, as I recently lost my eyesight in a freak cash-register accident that claimed both of my eyes in the 40 seconds that had passed since the last customer. I can assure you that my day will be more fulfilling knowing this information.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once again, I thank you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways, in other news, there is a snow squall warning and a severe wind warning for the region. Oh joy.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aaronp:484250</id>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-10-22T23:40:00</title>
    <published>2006-10-23T03:38:18Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-23T03:38:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Reason #432 that me and Nicole spend too much time together:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other day I caught her playing Sodoku on the DS and doing math problems for fun, trying to beat her last score.</content>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-09-20T17:52:00</title>
    <published>2006-09-21T00:51:22Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-21T00:51:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Leaving for Ontario again on Monday. Long story, don't want to get into it.</content>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-09-07T03:41:00</title>
    <published>2006-09-07T10:41:00Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-07T10:41:00Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Blink 182 - Anthem</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I need to stop owning it up in dominoes. It's not fair to the other players.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aaronp:479802</id>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-09-07T03:24:00</title>
    <published>2006-09-07T10:23:21Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-07T10:23:21Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Blink 182 - Going Away To College</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Today fucking sucked, but at least it ended on a positive note.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And yes, I am listening to Blink 182 right now.</content>
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    <title>A Question to the Masses</title>
    <published>2006-08-27T09:56:38Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-27T09:56:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">What's it called when someone projects their guilty feelings about themselves onto someone else?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For example: a prostitute showing irrational hatred towards someone else because of their own guilt of being a prostitute?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think there's a term for this, I just can't think of it for the life of me.</content>
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    <title>Update On the Car Incident Post</title>
    <published>2006-08-27T09:29:02Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-27T09:29:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I have yet to be reimbursed for my car window that was smashed. I filed a report with the police on the night that it happened, but they weren't able to do anything. License plate was wrong they said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The good news, however, is that I have a way to get their names. If someone doesn't pay for my window, I fully intend to press charges.</content>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-08-26T01:06:00</title>
    <published>2006-08-26T08:05:45Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-26T13:59:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So some random guys just showed up at Jesse's house. After some yelling I head upstairs to see what's wrong just as the guys were leaving. On the way out they decided to kick down Jesse's front door and smash my car window. I caught the license plate as they left, 427 TLD, white car. The one guy said he'd pay for it as he left, but I have my doubts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm so fucking pissed off you have no idea.</content>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-08-23T05:42:00</title>
    <published>2006-08-23T12:42:30Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-23T12:42:30Z</updated>
    <content type="html">In agreement to anyone who's already said it, Arrested Development is really good.</content>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-08-23T03:52:00</title>
    <published>2006-08-23T10:52:51Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-23T10:52:51Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Luomuhappo - Rauhaa Veljet</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2006/08/21/six-horrifying-parasites/"&gt;Just in case bugs didn't terrify you when you woke up&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-08-15T03:50:00</title>
    <published>2006-08-15T10:50:45Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-15T10:50:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Shambhala was fucking amazing. More on this later.</content>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-08-02T15:23:00</title>
    <published>2006-08-02T22:23:32Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-02T22:23:32Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Junkie XL - Billy Club</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I think I'm addicted to &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flac"&gt;FLAC&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I need a bigger hard drive.</content>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-08-02T14:37:00</title>
    <published>2006-08-02T21:38:29Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-02T21:38:29Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Junkie XL - Future In Computer Hell</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I love lye. :D</content>
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    <title>aaronp @ 2006-08-01T16:23:00</title>
    <published>2006-08-01T23:24:01Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-01T23:24:30Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Well this is a disturbing series of events.</content>
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    <title>Worst university recruitment video ever</title>
    <published>2006-08-01T22:31:54Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-01T22:31:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVENWl8uBeg"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVENWl8uBeg&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>More Youtube</title>
    <published>2006-07-30T17:42:32Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-30T17:42:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbFVBiGuQlU"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbFVBiGuQlU&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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