The Illusion of Consciousness

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 03:52:53 GMT

* dominant or submissive
* logical or intuitive
* social or loner
* kinky or vanilla
* cute or sophisticated
* kitten or puppy
* warm flannel sheets or sleek satin
* leader or follower
* quiet or talkative
* spontaneous or planned
* teddy bear or porcelain doll
* hiking or window shopping
* tequila or vodka
* top or bottom
* bare foot or shoes
* jeans or slacks
* tender or rough
* aware or dreamy
* nerd or jock
* brains or brawn
* common sense or book smarts

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:21:55 GMT

I never thought that silence could be so loud.

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:35:48 GMT

Somewhere you are out there, carrying my heart with you in the darkness.

All I want, you're all I want. I'll be there for you

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:31:21 GMT

My car is in one piece and legally drivable again!

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:20:53 GMT

A breath of life for OiNK?

http://torrentfreak.com/oink-supports-the-hydra-071027/

Sat, 06 Oct 2007 21:44:50 GMT

The radio has taught my goldfish ju-jitsu.

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:26:00 GMT

You know what fucking sucks? Hiccupping for 4 hours straight.

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:28:27 GMT

Some lottery oddities:

- every day this old woman comes in and drops close to $80 on Instant Cash-For-Life tickets. She's spending over $500 a week on the slim chance of winning $1000 a week.

- one guy spends $20 on 649 tickets every draw, all on the same set of numbers (10 sets). When asked about this, he replied "this way when I do win, I'll win 10 times the jackpot"

- Ontario has a lottery called "Payday". It costs half as much as a Cash-For-Life ticket and the odds are much better for the exact same prize

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:38:11 GMT

This [Oink] is probably the closest thing to what would be the third violet vision cd. J. Viewz, aka Jonathan Dagan, was 1/2 of Violet Vision, and did much of the production.

An open letter to 96.2% of people that shop at a convenience store

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:30:24 GMT

Congratulations! It is, in fact, raining outside. I'm quite appreciative that you brought this to my attention, as I recently lost my eyesight in a freak cash-register accident that claimed both of my eyes in the 40 seconds that had passed since the last customer. I can assure you that my day will be more fulfilling knowing this information.

Once again, I thank you.

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Anyways, in other news, there is a snow squall warning and a severe wind warning for the region. Oh joy.

Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:38:18 GMT

Reason #432 that me and Nicole spend too much time together:

The other day I caught her playing Sodoku on the DS and doing math problems for fun, trying to beat her last score.

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:51:22 GMT

Leaving for Ontario again on Monday. Long story, don't want to get into it.

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:41:00 GMT

I need to stop owning it up in dominoes. It's not fair to the other players.

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:23:21 GMT

Today fucking sucked, but at least it ended on a positive note.

And yes, I am listening to Blink 182 right now.

A Question to the Masses

Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:56:38 GMT

What's it called when someone projects their guilty feelings about themselves onto someone else?

For example: a prostitute showing irrational hatred towards someone else because of their own guilt of being a prostitute?

I think there's a term for this, I just can't think of it for the life of me.

Update On the Car Incident Post

Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:29:02 GMT

I have yet to be reimbursed for my car window that was smashed. I filed a report with the police on the night that it happened, but they weren't able to do anything. License plate was wrong they said.

The good news, however, is that I have a way to get their names. If someone doesn't pay for my window, I fully intend to press charges.

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 08:05:45 GMT

So some random guys just showed up at Jesse's house. After some yelling I head upstairs to see what's wrong just as the guys were leaving. On the way out they decided to kick down Jesse's front door and smash my car window. I caught the license plate as they left, 427 TLD, white car. The one guy said he'd pay for it as he left, but I have my doubts.

I'm so fucking pissed off you have no idea.

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:42:30 GMT

In agreement to anyone who's already said it, Arrested Development is really good.

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:52:51 GMT

Just in case bugs didn't terrify you when you woke up

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:50:45 GMT

Shambhala was fucking amazing. More on this later.

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 22:23:32 GMT

I think I'm addicted to FLAC.

I need a bigger hard drive.

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 21:38:29 GMT

I love lye. :D

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 23:24:01 GMT

Well this is a disturbing series of events.

Worst university recruitment video ever

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 22:31:54 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVENWl8uBeg

More Youtube

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 17:42:32 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbFVBiGuQlU